About

They said it was impossible, Milton Impossible…

Just an email to say that I Milton Jones, am an international spy with lots of secrets! For a number of years now I have been hiding on television, embedded in shows like Mock The Week and Live At The Apollo. I am really looking forward to coming to Middlesbrough.

Trust No-one.

Tell your friends!

BOOK NOW

Then eat this message.

“No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride” The Guardian

“The Best One-liner merchant in British Comedy” Chortle

“He’s fast, absurd and very funny” Radio Times


Opening Times

Saturday: 19:30 - 22:30


Location

Middlesbrough Town Hall Albert Road Middlesbrough TS1 2QJ

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